LeBron James.  Shaquille O’Neal.  The Boston Celtics. TNT.  I shiver with excitement as I anticipate tonight’s first Cleveland Cavaliers game (and because it’s legitimately freezing in my house).

Let’s hope O’Neal’s motto for the season, “Win a Ring for the King,” is accurate, as I’m not ready to sink into Cleveland sports depression.

GO CAVS!

Put those muscles to work, baby!